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- Nice.
- Hmm.

2
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- Whoa.
- Nice dragon.

3
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Who is ready to party?

4
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- Yeah!
- Hey!

5
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Who's ready to throw down a jam?

6
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Come on, guys.
Really?

7
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You know, I gotta say, people,
you really phoned it in.

8
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Osric is the only guy
who's in costume.

9
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I'm not in a costume.

10
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You're wearing a dress and a
fruit hat.

11
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You're so old.

12
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The point is guys, it's All
Hallow's Eve.

13
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We need tricks, we need treats,
we need ghosts and goblins.

14
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I got spirits.

15
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And that's why I love you.

16
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I need an aspirin.

17
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Yeah, Robbie and I have nipping
at the sauce since seven.

18
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- Gracias.
- Like two hours ago.

19
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AM, Junior.

20
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Have you been to this amazing
brasserie at the end of the street?

21
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They serve the most spectacular
peach mimosas.

22
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They're aphrodisiac, you know?

23
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Everything's an aphrodisiac
to you, Serge.

24
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No, no, it's true, it's true.
Ask him.

25
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- This is an ex-boyfriend?
- No, no, this is Timothy,

26
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He's an aphrodisiasticist.

27
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You people are killing me.

28
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It's the annual
Hallow-freaking-ween karaoke party,

29
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yet nobody thought
it'd be a good idea to dress up?

30
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Nice. Well, you know what?
Rest easy.

31
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Because Daddy, once again,
has everything under control.

32
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That's right, a professional
makeup artist is on the way as we speak.

33
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Oh, she sounds hot.

34
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I didn't say she was a she.

35
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You just did.

36
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Did you know makeup artists
have the best bottoms?

37
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It's true.
You know, ask him.

38
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- Timothy?
- No, no, no, that's Leon.

39
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He looked a lot like Timothy.

40
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No, no, no, Leon is the premiere
makeup artist for bottom models.

41
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- Huh.
- Uh, Osric,

42
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why are you going through
to Justin and Jaden's fan gifts?

43
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All that's for them?

44
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Why do they always
have all the gifts and I have nothing?

45
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Justin and Jaden
are the stars of the show

46
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and your character died
like four seasons ago.

47
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- Too soon?
- I hate to say this,

48
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but Rich is right.

49
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It's Halloween karaoke.

50
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All the fans are gonna be
dressed up, you know.

51
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Maybe there's something in here
that we can throw on as costumes.

52
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- Oh.
- Or not...

53
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Oh, nice stitching.
I'll take them.

54
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- Dibs.
- Ta-da!

55
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- Uh huh.
- Oh.

56
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Wow, that's snug!

57
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Uh, you're darn tootin' it's
snug. It's my actual costume.

58
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Sue, I have eyes.

59
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This is my actual costume
from "Camp Headache,"

60
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a movie I did when I was 14
with Jim J. Bullock.

61
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Jim J. Bullock, gosh!

62
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I was 14 and making a movie.

63
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What were you jerks doing
when you were 14?

64
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I started a non-profit
that worked with restaurants

65
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to have leftover food
delivered to the homeless.

66
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That was the summer
when I had that affair

67
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with the Nestlé heiress
on the Amalfi coast.

68
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- It was the first..
- Time you had sex?

69
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With an octogenarian, yes.

70
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Speaking of "Camp Headache"...

71
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Are you all right? I've got some
pain reliever in my Ferragamo.

72
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- Oh, you do?
- Yeah. Over there.

73
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Oh, great. Thanks.

74
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No, no, no, not the Ann
Demeulemeester, the Ferragamo.

75
00:03:02,739 --> 00:03:06,339
No, no,
not the Costume National, no, no.

76
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No, that's the Van Cleef and
Arpels. It's-- yes, that one there.

77
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The zipper pocket in the front.
The red pills.

78
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- Cool.
- Hey, um,

79
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bring me a couple
of those bad boys.

80
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Oh.

81
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- You have a headache too?
- Nope.

82
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I'm attacking the headache I
know I will get when I drink too much

83
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which is my game plan.

84
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- Smart.
- Thank you.

85
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I'm looking for Rich.

86
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What?

87
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- Hi!
- Rebecca!

88
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Everybody, this is Rebecca!

89
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Hello, Rebecca.

90
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She and I did an indie film
many, many, moons ago in Denver.

91
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Anybody see "Danger Fish?"

92
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- It wasn't very...
- Great film, important film.

93
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Which one of you lame-os
is ready to get your zombie on?

94
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- Where should we set up?
- You know what?

95
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Let's do in-- We're gonna go
to Justin and Jaden's room

96
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cause they're not here
till Sunday, okay.

97
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All right, everybody.
Prepare to get zombiefied!

98
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Best bottoms.
Told you.

99
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( opening credits music )

100
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♪ Looking for a sign

101
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♪ Looking for a table set for
fun ♪

102
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♪ Set the alarm to exactly
half past none ♪

103
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♪ Just tell me
where to sign for you ♪

104
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- Yeah.
- Thanks for doing this.

105
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- Mm-hmm.
- It's awesome.

106
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You look great by the way.

107
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Thanks.

108
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May I say,
the nose ring suits you.

109
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Well, it fucking pierced
my cartilage so it'd better.

110
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You know, I bet that's something
our Founding Fathers

111
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never thought they'd hear.

112
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"She's a woman of sound morals,

113
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with healthy birthing hips
and nasal piercings which are quite fetching."

114
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- You have not changed a bit.
- Hmm.

115
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You really think they're
healthy?

116
00:05:00,349 --> 00:05:02,279
- What?
- My birthing hips?

117
00:05:06,352 --> 00:05:07,352
Oh, boysie.

118
00:05:13,057 --> 00:05:15,997
Rob. I'm clocking out for
the night. Do you need anything else?

119
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No, I guess not. Here, can you
take my clothes to my room?

120
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- Room key. Clothes.
- Yeah.

121
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Bye.

122
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Oh, Christ.

123
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Oh.

124
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Rob, your bottom looks great,
man.

125
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Where have you been hiding that?

126
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Something wrong with these
pants.

127
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They're way too tight.

128
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Nonsense, they look great.

129
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Aah!
The zipper zips the wrong way.

130
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Women's pants zip
the opposite way.

131
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Oh, shit.
These are Marney's pants.

132
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I grabbed my ex-wife's pants.

133
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Where's Beth?

134
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She took your clothes
upstairs... like you asked her to.

135
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Does anybody have spare pants?

136
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Go pantless.

137
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I can't go pantsless.

138
00:06:02,922 --> 00:06:06,022
( groaning )

139
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It's crazy.

140
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Oh, dear.

141
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Okay, so I think we'll do just
a little more necrotic flesh here...

142
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- Sounds good.
- Little bit more adhesive.

143
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Is that?

144
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- I--
- Do you...

145
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I-- I don't--
I didn't--

146
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You've got a boner?

147
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- Uh, Serge?
- Yeah?

148
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What were in those
pills that you gave us?

149
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Ibuprofen.

150
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- Are you sure?
- Yeah, I'm sure.

151
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Let me see.

152
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Oh, merde, you took the
wrong ones. I said to take the red ones.

153
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- I took the red ones.
- No, no, you took the burgundy ones.

154
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- That's the same thing.
- No, it's not the same.

155
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The red ones are painkillers,
the burgundy ones are Stay-Bone.

156
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Hello!
"Stay-Bone"?

157
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Serge, you need erectile
assistance?

158
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Well, I don't know.

159
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Ask him.

160
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- Let me guess, your urologist?
- No, William and I, we're lovers.

161
00:07:06,563 --> 00:07:07,563
Hello, William.

162
00:07:07,597 --> 00:07:09,197
You need to leave.

163
00:07:09,231 --> 00:07:10,031
- Rich?
- What?

164
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- We didn't take ibuprofen.
- What?

165
00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:13,100
- We took Stay-Bone!
- Ah!

166
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You guys popped hard-on pills
before a karaoke show?

167
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Is that something you do?

168
00:07:17,837 --> 00:07:19,237
- Not usually.
- It was an accident.

169
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- Why didn't it affect you?
- It affected me.

170
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It's affecting me right now.

171
00:07:23,607 --> 00:07:25,207
Oh, come on, you can tell.

172
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Oh, my God, it's completely
coming out of your pants.

173
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- Who, me?
- No, you're good.

174
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I can't help it.

175
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- You sickos...
- Oh, my God.

176
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- Get out of here.
- Okay.

177
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Okay, but the door is--
We're just gonna go right...

178
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- Ah, okay, Rich, this way.
- Okay.

179
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- Where do we go, Rich?
- I don't know, just go!

180
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Now, what do we do?

181
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We gotta wait
for these drugs to wear off.

182
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That can take seven to ten hours
depending on body mass and alcohol intake.

183
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- Or so I've read.
- Ah.

184
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Woman:
Hey!

185
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It's Rob and Zombie Rich!

186
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- Shit.
- Hey, hey, guys, can we get a selfie?

187
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Run!

188
00:08:04,533 --> 00:08:05,903
Wait, wait!

189
00:08:05,933 --> 00:08:09,333
It's for my grandma.
She's a nun.

190
00:08:13,606 --> 00:08:15,876
- Fuck.
- Oh, Fuck. Fuck!

191
00:08:17,375 --> 00:08:19,415
- What are we gonna do now?
- Well, we slip in through the back door.

192
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We can't go in there,
it's the eye of the storm.

193
00:08:21,411 --> 00:08:23,211
I know it's gonna be tight
but if we penetrate quickly

194
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no one's gonna see us coming.

195
00:08:24,446 --> 00:08:26,046
Are you talking
like that on purpose?

196
00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:27,610
I don't know, your schvantz
is throwing me off.

197
00:08:27,648 --> 00:08:29,188
We gotta hurry,
the cock is ticking.

198
00:08:29,215 --> 00:08:30,485
- What?
- Clock, clock!

199
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Woman:
There they are!

200
00:08:31,884 --> 00:08:33,014
- Ah!
- Ah! Shit!

201
00:08:39,589 --> 00:08:41,549
Hey, everybody.
It's Rich and Rob.

202
00:08:41,590 --> 00:08:43,520
Hey, can I get a selfie?

203
00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:50,860
There you are.
Rich, nice penis.

204
00:08:50,896 --> 00:08:52,396
Rob, are you immune?

205
00:08:52,431 --> 00:08:55,901
No, I am uncomfortably engorged
right now, thank you very much.

206
00:08:55,932 --> 00:08:58,032
Hey, Serge, you gotta help us.

207
00:08:58,068 --> 00:09:01,108
There are hundreds of people
out there expecting a karaoke party.

208
00:09:01,136 --> 00:09:03,136
- What do we do?
- Je ne sais pas, moi.

209
00:09:03,171 --> 00:09:05,301
- Huh?
- You know, Rob,

210
00:09:05,339 --> 00:09:07,969
I can think of one way
to deflate that balloon.

211
00:09:11,910 --> 00:09:12,910
Ah....

212
00:09:15,412 --> 00:09:17,842
Ah ha!
( laughs )

213
00:09:19,014 --> 00:09:21,144
Who's ready to karaoke?

214
00:09:21,182 --> 00:09:23,982
- This guy!
- Whoo!

215
00:09:24,017 --> 00:09:25,417
All right, all right.

216
00:09:25,452 --> 00:09:28,222
- Uh huh, uh huh.
- Whoo!

217
00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:35,290
That is not remotely what I
meant.

218
00:09:35,324 --> 00:09:39,464
Okay, boys. Let's do this.
What? What? What?

219
00:09:39,494 --> 00:09:41,934
Rob did the clown-faced
crotch bit, too?

220
00:09:41,962 --> 00:09:45,492
Shit.
Back to the gift bag.

221
00:09:53,969 --> 00:09:54,999
Dumbass.

222
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My people, here we go!

223
00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:00,439
Rob:
I say "hey," you say "ho."

224
00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,445
- Hey!
- Audience: Ho!

225
00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:04,416
Rob:
I say "hallo," you say "ween."

226
00:10:04,443 --> 00:10:06,173
- Hallo!
- Audience: Ween!

227
00:10:06,211 --> 00:10:08,281
Rob:
I say "Rob," you say "and Rich."

228
00:10:08,313 --> 00:10:10,243
- Rob!
- Audience: And Rich!

229
00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:12,280
Rob:
I say "clown," you say "dragon."

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00:10:12,315 --> 00:10:14,115
- Clown!
- Audience: Dragon!

231
00:10:14,149 --> 00:10:16,149
- Rich: Yeah!
- Rob: Woo!

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00:10:16,184 --> 00:10:17,624
Rich:
Well done, people.

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